FUBAR Octopus Skull T-Shirt | Cosmic Horror Lovecraftian Grunge Graphic Tee | Military Slang Apparel

When the situation is completely Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition (FUBAR), you might as well embrace the chaos! This unique design features the infamous acronym FUBAR next to a stunning graphic mashup: a Skull with a Crescent Moon on its forehead, surrounded by menacing Octopus Tentacles.

This piece perfectly blends the cynicism of military slang with a Lovecraftian/Cosmic Horror vibe. The distressed grunge style and dark aesthetic make it an ideal statement piece for:

• Gothic, Alternative, and Grunge aesthetic fans

• Military Veterans who appreciate dark humor

• Sci-Fi and Fantasy fans (especially Cthulhu/Tentacle art)

 FUBAR Octopus Skull T-Shirt | Cosmic Horror Lovecraftian Grunge Graphic Tee | Military Slang Apparel | Goth Alternative Tentacle Art Tee

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Why you'll love our Tees…

Looking for a t-shirt that feels as good as it looks? You’ve found it. Here’s what makes our tees your new go-to:

👕 What kind of shirt is this?

We use Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tees, loved for their soft feel and relaxed fit. It’s that perfect, lived-in shirt you reach for again and again — right from day one.

📏 What sizes do you offer?

We offer sizes S through 4XL, so you can find your perfect fit. And here’s the best part: we never charge extra for larger sizes — because comfort should be for everyone.

🧵 What makes this shirt so comfortable?

Each tee is made with 100% ring-spun cotton and features double-needle stitching throughout. That means it's soft, durable, and made to last — no stiff, boxy fits here.

🎨 What’s special about the color?

These tees are garment-dyed, giving them a one-of-a-kind, vintage look with a smooth, broken-in texture. They only get softer and better with time.

🖨️ How is the design printed?

Your design is professionally printed — no vinyl here. That means no cracking, peeling, or fading. Just a clean, vibrant design that holds up to wear and washes.

🇺🇸 Where are these made?

All of our shirts are ethically made in the USA. We’re proud to support responsible production you can feel good about.

🖥️ Will the color look exactly like it does online?

We do our best to represent every color accurately, but due to different monitor settings, colors may vary slightly in person. That said — they’re all beautiful in real life, too.

Taking Care of Your Tee (It’s Easy!):

🧺 How should I wash my shirt?

Wash your tee in cold water (max 90°F or 30°C). Cold water helps maintain the vibrant garment-dyed colors and protects the fabric — so it keeps looking great, wash after wash.

🧼 Can I use bleach?

Skip the bleach. It can damage the fibers and fade the color. Your tee doesn’t need it — it’s already got that perfect lived-in look.

🔥 Is it safe to use a dryer?

Yes — but use low heat. Tumble drying on low helps preserve the relaxed fit and soft texture. It’s just the right amount of heat to keep it comfy without causing shrinkage.

✨ What if it gets wrinkled?

No worries! You can iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Just keep it gentle — your tee will bounce right back to shape.

🚫 Should I dry-clean it?

No dry cleaning needed. Your tee is low-maintenance and made for real life. Just machine wash and dry — no special treatment required.

🌟 Not Sure What Size to Get? Let’s Find Your Perfect Fit.

👚 How do I get that oversized, comfy fit?

For that relaxed, slouchy oversized look women love, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes from your usual women’s size.

Comfort Colors tees are unisex, which means they already have a more relaxed fit than typical women’s shirts — but sizing up gives you that perfectly loose, lived-in feel that’s great for layering, lounging, or styling with bike shorts.

💡 Example: If you normally wear a women’s Medium, a unisex Large or XL will give you that comfy, oversized vibe.